Texting and dating tips
What I mean is that a girl will never understand how we can watch nine innings of baseball and we will never understand how one could possibly need that many shoes. Girls, on the other hand, when their i Phone makes that sacred sound, seem to turn instantaneously into psychologists, interpreting every single syllable, period, time allotted between texts, if he read it quickly or waited, if he read it quickly then why didn’t he respond immediately, and on and on until said girl is crying in the fetal position and everyone around her is rubbing her back and validating the age-old mantra that “All Guys Suck.” suck. But in order for boys and girls to get along, we need to understand that we’ll never understand.
She ran up, hugged me and said she would “Love to go for coffee” with me. I saw the mind of a girl work as she received texts from her current love interest. I had been hypothesizing what it is that girls think we’re actually doing on the other end of that phone and finally someone pulled the curtain back and allowed me to meet Oz…Oz was a girl. That is, until one boy approached the roommate (let’s call her Mel), and Mel did not ask the boy to leave. Fast-forward through what I could only imagine was heavy bar flirting, them making several plans to hang out the next day, and eventually a semi-awkward goodbye of her telling him no, he can’t come home with her, and then it’s the morning after…and the texting began. OK, so we have already reached our first bump in the road. When guys say MAYBE, does that mean he wants to hang out or he doesn’t want to hang out? “Umm, I mean, I guess he just used the word maybe,” I so eloquently responded. They are up in their heads too with the eternal chatter, the little ego voice. ”Anyway after we had sex, she told me, “I thought you were weird.”Every chick is different and half of them are nuts.